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25 Demands From Social Media's 'Choosing Beggars'

One of the most effective ways to grind someone's gears is to be a choosing beggar. Choosing beggars are the kinds of people who never truly learned the meaning of the phrase "beggars can't be choosers". This means you can't ask for something and then complain it isn't good enough. There are tons of nice people in the world willing to help someone out, but the amount of people who take the assumed kindness of others too far is crazy.

People can be so entitled, and when they don't get what they want they turn into total Karens. Good luck selling anything online without having to run into one of these entitled people. Choosing beggars can be found anywhere though, they're commonly seen asking for free childcare for their "angel" children, or wanting free electronics because they're bored. They know no bounds. Here are 25 choosing beggars making insane demands from people, with next to nothing in return.

Uh, what?

Free garden dirt. Must take all. I require a 100.00 deposit which will be refunded when all dirt is gone. Bricks are free al well

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How does that make any sense?

Looking for a LYFT/UBER driver to drive me home from work 5 days a week back to West Blvd vicinity. I'm coming from medge off Fiske Blvd 3 days a week & Road near s Blvd 2 days a week. For 3:00PM weekdays. Will negotiate price but pay no more than half of what LYFT/UBER charges. 1 в о D

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Long, but worth it

3d. In DIRE Search Of: AN HONEST LANDLORD!!!! Q = My family of 5 is looking for a home to rent for the next couple of years until we can buy. Please read! I know it's long but my family is desperate. We need a HOME that we can be comfortable in. Where the plumbing works and we're not harassed by the landlord. I know there are good landlords out there, we are DESPERATE. A landlord that will: accept my daughters service dog (she's a medium sized mutt, non aggressive, is leash, harness and kennel trained. We also have a small cat. She is also kennel trained. These 2 animals are rarely left alone and when they are, they are kenneled. These two animals have been my two daughters lifelines since we moved 3000 miles away to TN 2 years ago. They are flea and tick treated monthly. They have their nails cut monthly. We are EXTREMELY RESPONSIBLE PET OWNERS. We are willing to pay pet deposits if required. A landlord that will allow a chicken coop & a garden: My two teenage daughters homeschool. They have raised these chickens since they were eggs, and a lot of their schooling revolves around the care and upkeep of their chickens. We also use them as a method to make some extra income selling their eggs. We have a very large garden every year, to help feed the family, others and to sell at farmers markets. If we could find a place that would allow a couple goats and mini highland cows that would be an added bonus, as that was the plan here where we ended up. A landlord that if there are issues are willing to fix those issues. Or will allow us to help in fixing any issues. We've A landlord that if there are issues are willing to fix those issues. Or will allow us to help in fixing any issues. We've currently been living with a massive plumbing issue for 20 months now (among many other issues) and it's been extremely taxing on my family. A landlord that won't base our worth by our credit score. We don't have a 600 credit score. (Our son that will be living with us does). We have bills that have went to the wayside in this economy because we prioritize our rent and utilities first. But we're working on it. We don't party. We don't smoke. My son and husband work all but 4 days a month. And me and my two daughters stay home and tend to the garden and animals and schooling. We're currently paying over $2300 a month for rent and we're drowning. That with the stress of the house falling down around us, and the constant verbal abuse from the landlord we'd love to find a house that is cheaper and of course that is fully functioning. We're looking for a 3-4 bedroom home. Ideally with 2 baths but we can work with 1 bath. My husband has some medical issues so a bedroom and bathroom on the main floor of the house would be ideal. If we could find someone selling that would be willing to rent it for 2 years and then we buy it, would be amazing, so we'd have one less move to make when the time comes to buy. We would love to be within 30 minutes of Lewisburg, which is where both my husband and son work. I'd love to explain more in detail about what we're currently going through in our current rental face to face if requested. We have kept all records and receipts of the happenings the past 2 years. We had enormous trouble even finding an available rental when we moved here in 2022. We've been treated pretty poorly because we're what y'all are calling "transplants". So I'd like to say.....We came here to live with like minded individuals. We came here for the southern hospitality. To receive and to give it back ten fold because that is how our family lives. We are not here to change anything, or to talk about how it was back where we lived etc etc. We're desperately searching for HOME. Pic is of Christmas 2023. So my post doesn't get lost. Happy Menny Yall! GN

I don't even know if a grocery store would do that

Hi lovelies! I'm in search of a reputable baker who can make my cupcake dreams come true! Wedding theme is garden party and I wanted to dress up the dessert table with different colored cupcakes. My initial plan was Sam's (they're so budget friendly) but, according to the website, don't offer the colors I want. ISO a reputable baker that can make roughly 90-100 cupcakes in these 4 colors for May 18th (pick up May 16th) in Monroe/Charlotte NC. Pic below of what I want. Just simple cupcakes in different buttercream frosting colors! Nothing fancy Budget: $70-$90

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Over 150 people in one house?

5 Beds 3 Baths - House Looking to rent a house for a family reunion on July 5th Friday, to celebrate an upcoming wedding this year. Location has to be near area. Price range 600-700$, Guest 150-175. Timing: 6pm to 11pm. We would use inside/outdoor area. A community hall works also. Please suggest LOOKING TO RENT $600 / MONTH 5 beds 3 bath · House MD Message

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…Odd

Now I don't want to get jumped on for being discriminative and I also don't want this to be an ad as I am unsure if it's even going to happen yet. But the story is it has occurred to me that maybe my house can't be left alone for an indefinite amount of time while we travel a bit. I also don't want to move my stuff into storage to rent out, however, with the housing crisis at the moment it has got me thinking that maybe I could charge small rent in exchange for someone to look after the place, maintain. gardens, lawns, pool, advise of any maintenance issues etc. keep the house clean, conditions would be to treat it like an air bnb, so use all existing furniture and utensils. (No furniture or boxes to be moved in) As we are unsure of when we would return they need to be flexible on a couple of weeks notice that we are coming home and they need to vacate. I would be looking for a strictly single person, no kids, professional employment and also a little. bit handy if required. Someone that could stay on the entire time as I don't want to be choosing a candidate while I am away. I also have a cat that I would prefer to leave in her house so would be a big plus too if my cat could be loved and cuddled and taken care of also. I guess like I said I'm not sure I am comfortable doing this but also someone may know of someone that would fit the shoe perfectly so just maybe it could work.

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Probably a child… but still

25 Follow 22.7K I need a furry suit made for me a wolf but if I get it I pay the cheapest price The first suits is supposed to be a wolf one side of the hair green one side of the hair red but I'm actually trying to get the full suit up the rest when I get the head of the first two but if I could actually get it for free I'll pay all the money and I am going to tell the truth I will not lie to no one 1,054 A 46.9K

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Cash only, no clear title

Description Fixer upper home in . I've got way more than im selling it for in it. Bought with a quitclaim deed so selling with a quitclaim deed. Owned for 3 years looking to walk away from it with some cash to finish my other house. Having a baby so my loss is your gain. I will not owner finance as I need cash now. Cash only would be interested in a nice truck with cash on top. There is a encumbrance on title that 15000 is still owed from a trust agreement from 2000's. I can't figure out how to clear it. Owned for 3 without any issues with the encumbrance. Have the lady's number for anyone who would like to call her about the payoff. See less

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This might be the worst yet

Hey ladies, I'm having a small issue finding child care with school starting up again. I've been taking care of the kids since I was in school and finally took a huge step and got my first job. I may not find someone to give me a chance so I don't want to lose it over a few bad baby sitters. I need a baby sitter for my 5 wonderful children, from 6am-5pm Monday - Friday I will be getting ready for work until 7 so I can offer limited help with breakfast and packing school lunch, I will also be home around 3pm and ask that you stay until 5 to give me time to cool wn after shift. During the day your role will be taking the older kids to school, then helping with home schooling my youngest 3. I need lunch to be prepared by 12 when I come home for break my husband usually comes around 11-1pm for lunch, you tell him to help you for that one. I will also need you to pick up my oldest two from school You must be CPR certified and I'm okay with you bringing one other child as long as you're their guardian and they are older than 8 years old. Driving the kids around will require you to have a large vehicle so please be aware. Pay will be up to 150/week depending on qualifications. As an added bonus I am working with a business selling Herbalife so I can give you very good discounts. Thank you very much! And I look forward to hearing from you! ᎾᏊ 126 130 comments

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Oh, the sad stories

Tara My son is going go through a hard time and needs a van just like this. He doesn't have any money or job at the moment so I am trying to help. How much would you be able to take off if we were able to get it?

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OP does princess Zoom calls, for context

Yeah, I am. What's up? I was trying to see if you could do a call with Taylor today for her birthday. I am available after 2. What time works for you? I charge 30 for an hour, 15 for 30 minutes. Can you do it for free since it is her birthday? No.. but I can give you a discount?.. I can do 10 for 30 minutes. That doesn't work for me.. stop being a birthday. it's her Yeah, Nevermind. No. Bye. iMessen Read 1:09 PM .Ո.

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Tinders new purpose, I guess

2 miles away Looking for Still figuring it out About Me we need help moving our furniture to a new apartment- that's it. no other inquiries pls. be available tomorrow 7/31 between 3pm and 7pm. we don't want anything else from you we just can't move our couch without some help. your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water. Share Profile

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This is a wild take

3:07 < Swimming Anyone else find it super unfair that people have private swimming pools and won't share? I don't think people should be allowed to have their own closed off heated pools in gorgeous backyards while the rest of us are stuck with nothing. I don't trust the beaches because the water won't be getting tested. It breaks my heart seeing my little ones upset because they can't go swimming. When all it would take is a few changes to the rules and we can go visit anyone's backyard pool instead of the algae beaches. I mean, i understand liability but like c'mon let me and my kids enjoy your pool and i'll watch my kids as they swim. During a pandaemic this is about giving to those who don't have what you have.- Anonymous

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It always comes back to childcare

"Am I the a Anonymous member 12mm My daycare cost 55 dollars a day. Two meals provided and 2 snacks. Clean and teacher is well mannered ... Well the beginning of January i was informed due to inflation Daycare cost would be rising to 60 dollars a day by March 1st. I straight up told her i was refusing to pay that. Well she said she's have to terminate the contract then and that she was sad because she's created such a special bond with my son. cool | guess. So i signed the new contract but i plan to pay her the 250 week regardless and I might write her a strong letter explaining to shove it where to Sun don't shine and a fee swear words My kid really likes going there and loves his daycare teacher but I will straight up take this woman to court if she changes the price on me. The meals are great the facility is nice BUT 55 dollars is already way expensive for CHILDCARE She does two free feild trips a year but charges 8 dollars for the rest?! Like sooo expensive. I'm about ready to blast her for being so greedy. She should just be grateful people are willing TO PAY 55 dollars a day. Who does she think she is to charge up the a? It's daycare not a nanny she's not that important Anyways am i the a I feel i have a right to be mad ✓ Like 10 Comment Send

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How can you be mad about a free gift?

TIII + Add Hi I got my order (R875220130) and I noticed a lipstick that I did not order. 69 Thank you for contacting us. A customer service representative will be with you momentarily. HELLO????????? Hi There! I checked your order # and it looks like the lipstick you received was a free gift. We hope you LOVE it. Thank you so much for your support. XOXO Fatal Beauty Actually. I don't like this color. I tried it on and I love the formula but not the color. Can you send me a different one to try? We are so glad to hear that you love the formula but unfortunately we cannot exchange, replace or credit a complimentary items unless they have been damaged or is defective. Anna Ni... + Add $ complimentary items unless they have been damaged or is defective. Okay then just refund me for the lipstick I'm sorry I don't understand, the lipstick was a free gift. Well it says it's $16 on site so just refund me the $16. Unfortunately we can only refund the amount paid at the time of the purchase. Since it was a free gift you didn't have to pay anything for it. Wow!!! Okay I see you're just another scammer. I guess I'll just have to go through PayPal and do a claim. Btw lose the attitude and learn costumer service Add appointment $ Create order Aa

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Never doing that again

12 reviews 1 photo 3 weeks ago Do not go there they don't know what they are doing I would give them a minus 3 凸 Response from the owner 3 weeks ago Hazel we saved you $135 from putting a part on your car that it didn't need and diagnosed your car without charging you the $80 diagnostic fee. I see now that was a mistake.

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Unpaid…

Hi! I'm looking for a mommy-helper for after school until I'm done with my work day (4:30pm) for two little boys 3.5 and 1.5 yrs old. They are well behaved little boys and love to play. Someone who is wanting to get into babysitting but has little/to no experience and would need some gentle guiding. I would be present in the home and accessible if needed. Looking for someone who is responsible and kind and looking just to play with kids. Jr high is not too young to start out trying to babysit. This would be an unpaid position and needed however often someone is willing Monday- Friday. They will start next week.

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Why don't you have a truck?

4:08 ring G= 69° | 83% K E} គ Mike . 6 1/2 feet by 3ft sleeper s... Marketplace listing $0 - 6 1/2 feet by 3ft sleeper sofa MARK AS SOLD MORE OPTIONS Can you take it to my house Mike Go off in a car Mike Yes it don't fit in the car i No What? Mike It will not fit in a car,.that is correct Yes it don't Do you have a truck No Mike Why It's listed as pick up only for a reason Ο Message

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Lowballing to the max

Jack Can I buy for $20 320$ for you Jack I got only 20 so you need to go to McDonald's and eat instead of buying drones

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It's better than nothing

My principal gave me a $10 Amazon Gift Card for Teacher Appreciation Week Teacher Support &/or Advice Yes. The PRINCIPAL gave all of us teachers a $10 Amazon gift card, to thank us for what we do! I'm a Technology Teacher for a school that teaches students with developmental disabilities, and I feel like this is very cheap. W-- am I gonna buy for $10 on Amazon nowadays!? Especially with inflation going on. Don't forget shipping and delivery fees. What are your thoughts on this? I honestly thought it would be $100. I'll even accept $50, but not $10! Vote 11 17m ↑ Share + Award nsibleFly907 12m I get nothing at all so I'm flabbergasted that you're disappointed about this. That came out of his or her pocket. I don't know how big the staff is but you want him or her to spend over a thousand dollars? 4m Reply 3 A staff of about 20-40 teachers and TAs.

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But she'll remember their names

CEDS MUSTATA NOTICE Musicians Notice Board 15h⚫ 80 Is anyone willing/able to help me this Saturday? I got some equipment I need to carry, and I need help with that. I need someone free the whole day. I cannot pay anything unfortunately as my account is empty right now but may be able to reimburse the travel expenses at the end of November. Inbox me of email THANKS X 3 4 Q4 Most recent ✓ I can see A LOT of support in the music scene... I will make sure to remeber the names. 5 hrs Like Reply Word of advice you probably cant expect someone to commit a whole day of their weekend and not get paid for it 3 hrs Like Reply 3

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Candy must equate to the value of the home

Am I wrong to suggest a wealthy residence should have better candy? I was trick or treating with my nephew. One of the houses (800k on Zillow) had a bowl of the small tootsie rolls with a sign that said "please take one" I dunno it really rubs me the wrong way when wealthy people pretend to be frugal in the sight of less well off people. Like stop it, stop this signaling charade. I mentioned this to my sister and she said I'm out of line and they can put out whatever candy they want. I agreed they can but they aren't above reproach in the meantime. Edit: not the big tootsie rolls mind you, the small ones that are bit sized. Edit2: evidently no one is allowed to be disappointed and bring it up, ever.

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He's basically giving away that money

Need sumone to trim this and take away the waist. Paint all the fence and move the rubbish at the bottom. Easy £80 for sumone.

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Who would want to do that?

2h. t-Buy Swap Sell Hello Anybody here wanna do a free deep clean houseclean on my house, 3 bed townhouse, welcome to go live on social media. PS... Not too much work to be done its just i am waiting patiently for a housework routine from my father in heaven, please pray for me I am in Mount Druitt FREE - SYDNEY, NSW Cleaning 15 MESSAGE Like Comment All comments So you want someone to clean your house for free? 1h Like Reply No, a DEEP clean. Please no offers of a regular clean. 1h Like Reply 5

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Influencers who won't work

coco.chanelle.ysl 16m 2:52 SOS 42 2008 <Notes September 5, 2023 at 2:52 PM Immediate needs not having been met yet HOUSING AND ANSWERS FROM LE AND FBI $for the kids glasses (3pairs on zenni optical is about $160-$200 with shipping! Not bad at all.) $ for my baby girls bday gift (hopefully Xavier's dad will make another repayment installment to me for X's half of the air bnb money he owes and I can just use that) Groceries All self care has been halted since feb! Haven't had a facial pedi or mani in 7 months! If you can help please use cashapp HeatherGoProSola 110 Х

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