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15 Out-Of-Touch Comments From Very Proud Americans

It's pretty stereotypical of Americans to be in love with their country, that's what the whole "patriotism" thing is about. It's fine to be proud of where you are from but some people take it a little too far, or honestly a lot too far. It's also fairly stereotypical for Americans to be a bit out-of-touch and delusional about theirs and other countries, and while we don't want to play into stereotypes too much, some people make that really hard to avoid, because they just won't stop talking.

When it comes to comparing America to other places, especially Europe, a lot gets revealed about the way that a select few Americans think about the world. Reddit's /r/S***AmericansSay is a subreddit that captures all of the unhinged insanity that these Americans have to say about themselves, their country, and ultimately the rest of the world as well. Here are 15 Americans being a little clueless about the world.

What?

The European mind cannot comprehend this imgflip.com mematic Planning Peeps 2d-3 10 @planningpeeps News-press.com Facebook Pittsburgh post-gazelle Europeans cannot comprehend this because most of them cannot afford a car, and most live in villages so small, they can just walk 5 minutes to their store. 1d Like Reply 91

"We use miles here" on the internet

2d Whats that measured for countries who landed on men on the moon? Reply View 4 previous replies b k 2d @fay.the.red .. NASA uses Metric .. Reply View 62 more replies daniel _ 2d We use miles here buddy Reply ecomplicadokkk 2d Reply 539 3,236 1,480 iley_ your problem 13.5 k View 79 more replies 19419h For the county that actually put men on the moon, thats 497,000 miles Reply View 3 more replies 7

"America invented culture"

THE 10 COUNTRIES WITH THE RICHEST CULTURE Societies-r Photo Non debatable #culture #history #historytime... more + 23 4 4 Share + Home Shop Inbox Profile america should be #1 america invented culture 7m Reply Culture exists hundreds of years before your country 53s ago Reply

Sure they did…

Does Italy have the best pizza in the world? Comments View 57 more replies id italy invented it, but america made it better Reply 253 I not at all Imao 2040 Reply View 45 more replies American pizza > Italy "pizza" Reply View 29 more replies 22 h No, New York has the best pizza because pizza was invented in New York Reply 3 3 46

Countries…

Comments 15h I mean if Europeans get to generalize the entirety of the US mainland... Reply CT i 25 25 13 h It's one country, not 269 50 with more than 50 different languages. Reply View 26 more replies

They have no idea

-19h most Europeans have no idea how poor they are vs the Average Midwestern American 0:02 / 1:47

How to "Italianize"

го r/italianlearning u/Appropriate Rise6304 • 6h A Traduci How to "italianize" my name? I'm studying abroad this fall, and I want to go by a more Italian version of my name while I'm there. It's just a personal preference, I feel like the flow of my speaking and my accent get a little messed up when I have to say my name in a sentence, and I think it'll help me feel more immersed in the culture. My name is Kaylin, what Italian names or nicknames are most similar? 80 | 23 Condividi

Ah, America

5 mdr. siden This is the problem with America, you don't see anything else going on outside of your bubble... Go search up what the Swiss are doing, take an interest in the world around you. Oversæt til dansk 2 B 5 mdr. siden (redigeret) I mean, why would I? The United States is the technology capital of the world! It's the entertainment capital of the world! It's the fashion capital of the world! Some would say it's the sports capital of the world! It's the worlds largest economy! Is the worlds largest army! Literally why else would I pay attention to anything other than my great country? Oversæt til dansk 12

America invented the language

Last time I checked, it was called "English", not "British". America invented the language Beantwoorden Vertaling weergeven

When other countries exist

119K Like Comment AUSTRALIA 789 Share 942 1010 10 TEN DOLLARS 10 1K comments 87 shares Thats fake. 10 dollar bills have alexander hamilton on them. Im not sure who that is on yours but there has not been a change to the 10 dollar bill. Like Reply 91

Think about it

Americ WHY all of a sudden are these recipes using gram measurements ?? We are in America. Don't usually complain about things but for older folks who grew up using lbs and ounce measurements - it's silly 3d Like Reply 15 00 ..... Maybe the person who made this video isn't in the US. Ya ever think of that? 20 h Like Reply 40

You don't get it

Guy #1 Oh no, you dont realize how gigantic america is. Each state is an entirely different country in essence. The cultures are entirely different. 1h Reply Still guy #231 Louisiana creole and food is different massively from texas that is massively influenced by mexico, and we are neighbors. 1h Reply

Europeans can't listen to this

.9h I just realized you're from Europe. You probably aren't even allowed to listen to this music. This whole argument is invalid. Plus 2009 counts as early 2000s anyway nimrod. But that albums still trash compared to him before that. There's even some after that that's better. 27 t 132 ↑

Um…

Tipping is not a city in China!! (It's what you do if you want Good Service !!) TIX]

Watch out for this guy

When you're able to flash that USA passport you'll understand. Many countries will mess with other passport holders but once it's an USA citizen they think twice or 3 times before messing with you. 11h Like Reply 212



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